.......just a few things i came across 
Each time you washed your hair, it would look just as it did when you left the hairdresser..
There would be absolutely no calories or artery-clogging fat in a traditional British fried breakfast...
Your luggage wouldn't be last off the airport carousel....
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The person in front of you in the self service queue wouldn't take the last peice of chocolate fudge cake....
Films would start on tv at 7pm so you could watch a whole one before you fell asleep on the sofa 
There would be a lovely long break between suffering from PMS and getting menopausal hot flushes 
The people you fell in love with would always love you back 
Dr Gillian McKeith would have made sure she got to Elvis in time!! 
